Some of My Bad Habits

I sometimes forget the rule that when there is poo hanging out of one's puppybutt, one is not finished pooing.

I attack the front door when we go for walks.

I bite Mommy and Daddy's feet when we run together.

I have trouble understanding that not every stranger on the street wants to play with me.

I lick the bathtub and eat hairballs.

I eat paper products.